It’s not you, it’s me.

Actually, who am I kidding? IT IS YOU.

You have been treating me like garbage for ten months now and I’m getting just a bit tired of your mind games and emotional terrorism.

I have stayed in this relationship because you keep promising to change and switch to hybrid. You dirty rotten LIAR. Why must you toy with my emotions? You promised LAST FREAKING JUNE that you were changing, that you were going to let kids go to school, even if it was just for a few hours a week.

Now look at us. IT IS JANUARY AND STOP TELLING ME THAT THINGS MIGHT CHANGE IN FEBRUARY I CANNOT HANDLE THIS EMOTIONAL ABUSE.

I am giving you an ultimatum: figure out your shit, deal with your issues, AND LET MY KID GO BACK TO SCHOOL FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND SACRED. Or that’s it. I’m moving on.

That’s right. You heard me. I would rather home school a hundred children than deal with your bullshit anymore. I am only tolerating your abominable filth for a few more months because that’s all I’ve got left in me. I can’t do this indefinitely. I would rather move to Idaho.

If you have not let my daughter go to school before the end of second grade, WE ARE BREAKING UP. I will home school, so help me, Baby Yoda. Have I made myself clear?

Love,

Courtney

p.s.I HATE YOU and I throw up a little in my mouth every time I look at you.